The answer to all problems.

In the good old days Islamica used to be quite fun, i'd log on check out some of the posts, have arguments with fobs or paki nationalists and log out again happy, but recently there has been a barrage of people posting their woes and problems for all of us to read, this can get quite depressing. There's one guy that's got debts, there's another who can't get married, there's a 12 year old teenybopper worried her 27 year old fiancee is cheating on her.

You see it's depressing having to hear everybodies problems when your own life is real crap, with all the bad stuff happening in the world; war, global warming, poverty, natural disasters etc the last thing you want to hear about is about some poor sod who's wife can't cook biryani. Then i discovered something really simple that would solve every problem.

So what is this revolutionary solution? Well its actually quite simple, next time your mother tells you she's getting you hitched to your forty year old cousin from Karachi or your college MSA President tells you he's shia , just die, it really is that simple, scientific evidence has shown all our problems end when you die.

Just imagine the favour you will be doing the world if you decide to die today, statistics show that if every TeENyBoPPeR WhO TyPeD LiKe Diz..... LoLZ were to die today; illiteracy would decrease significantly and the number of obese teenyboppers would half overnight, granted they'd be dead but would you rather be fat or dead?

With such advantages it's hard to find a reason not to die right now, however if you decide not to take my advice take a moment to think and ask yourself is it really necessary to make retarded threads detailing your petty little problem, do you have to pollute internet forums with threads about suspecting your 13 year old fiance of not wearing hijab or how your Hyderabadi mother will only let you marry a fair skinned, medical student? If the answer to any of the above questions is yes either shut the hell up or reconsider my advice.

Thanks

PS; never take anything i say seriously, for your own safety.