Saturday, February 26, 2005

I have nothing to say.

So it's day 2 of this blogging thing, and there's one big problem, i have nothing to talk about. Every so often i get a brilliant idea for a post but then i say forget it, i'll rather save my good stuff for when i'm presenting my own TV Talkshow instead of wasting my genius on you retards. Also if my own personal experience has taught me anything it's that no one ever reads beyond the first paragraph of.

You see that i just ended the previous paragraph in the middle of a sentence, did any of you retards notice, i bet not, i don't really care if you pay attention to me or not but i feel sorry for those hard working losers that spend hour upon hour writing about stuff no one cares about. If you're anything like me you'd quickly scan through the post looking out for exciting words like chick, hot, hot chicks, etc, upon failure to find any exciting word you'd probably scan for pictures, photo's are always exciting on the net even if the person/building/toilet etc you're looking at looks like your average person/building/toilet, if you don't find any pictures you'll turn to teenybopper mode and look for sentence's that contain smiley's or stupid words like teeeheee or LOLZ or LMAO after that if you don't find anything you'll log back in to Islamica to check if anybodies given you rep points in the 5 minutes you were away.

What's your point you ask? My point is I have no point , i'm just rambling on about something i probably won't remember tomorrow but somewhere in the world; in America, Canada, great Britain etc there are people spending hours checking grammer, going to dictionary.com back and forth and making posts that no one really cares about. Stop boring me with details about your boring existence instead post pictures of hot chicks that'll make me happy.

10 Comments:

Blogger Modest Hijabi said...

Assalamualaikum

Chicks: hah, you loser.
Anyways, nice post!

6:15 PM  
Anonymous NAMBLA said...

i like little boys.

8:55 PM  
Blogger Nuh said...

hahahahaha i actually check grammer, spelling and whatnot. i spend soooo much time on my posts. i'm such a loser

9:18 PM  
Blogger bruce said...

I think the trick is to ration out your thoughts so you have something to post on a regular basis.

Angry at your calc prof but already posted something today about how your fav. ice cream is green pistachio?

Save it for the next episode.

9:40 PM  
Blogger bruce said...

Oh, and Nuh?

When you refer to yourself as 'I', you're supposed to use the capital letter, not the lower case one.


Thanks.


:freak:

9:42 PM  
Blogger Jock Killer said...

Ah ghetto and Nuh your opinions are amongst the few i value.

9:59 PM  
Blogger Q said...

i think you should write about your homosexual tendancies

3:56 AM  
Anonymous teenybopper said...

hi hater.

you sure do have a lot to say for someone who has "nothing to say".

and it's tee hee hee.

1:48 PM  
Blogger PLOPS said...

Plops approves...keep up t'good wuk lad...


tee hee hee

5:24 PM  
Blogger ooo said...

lol

2:29 AM  

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