Mohammed Al Fayed is so Awesome!!!

It's true he's frikkin unbelievably awesome, he called Tony Blair a 'cock sucker' and Prince Phillip ' a crocodile' on tv, this guy has no bounds, he's an anarchist plus he's real rich, and he has his own private plane! How awesome is that! Plus he's Muslim, a rich Muslim anarchist that's like the coolest combination ever.

Plus he has a parade every year outside harrods and he gives old couples viagra pills when he see's them in Harrods, this guy is helping old people live better lives which just adds to his incredibilityness.

Ever since I was a little girl i dreamed of being a rich muslim anarchist, inshallah oneday i'll realise my dream, he's my newest hero I will spend my life aspiring to be like him.

This guy enters my list of awesomest people ever, thats a great achievement, i'm not a guy who's easily impressed.