People who piss me off

I hate it when people you don't know add you to their MSN list, then when you ask them who they are the don't answer and immediately ask who you are, observe;

Professor Chaos - Bringer of destruction and doom (me) - Hi do i know you?

Asshole786 - Who are you?

Professor Chaos - Bringer of destruction and doom: My name's Shafik, you just added me, who are you?

Asshole786- No.

Professor Chaos - Bringer of destruction and doom - That doesn't make sense, ,How did you get my e-mail address?

Asshole786 appears to be offline and may not reply

Conratulations Asshole786 you're now blocked and deleted you missed out on getting to know the most awesomest guy ever since Mohammed Al Fayed, because you were an asshole.

Simmilar things happen in real life, those of you who know me will know that I hate women, short people, chubby people, ugly people and Indians, I especially hate ugly short chubby Indian women. By coincedence I happened to work with a ugly short chubby Indian girl during the Christmas period.

She started off being really friendly, she probably wanted me to mack with her to boost her self esteem like the other losers I worked with did, but I didn't. (Jockkillers Law: If you're going to do haram by macking on a girl/boy you might aswell mack with a hot girl/boy, it's the same amount of haramness but more fun) Anyway at the beggining she was always trying to make conversation with me;


*Bob Marley Playing*

Ugly Short Chubby Indian Girl - Yo Shafik (My real name is not Princess Jock Killer) I love Bob Marley, what about you?

Me - *couldn't give a f*** voice* He's alright.

Anyways after a month of monotonous conversation like the one above, she comes out with;

Ugly Short Chubby Indian Girl - What was your name again?

Me - Harinder

You know my name, but you choose to 'forget' it because it makes you feel more important, STFU Biatch I Rule and you're a crappy sales woman. She felt stupid and i continued to be awesome. Yet another person who missed out on my awesomeness by being an asshole.

Okay i've forgot the point of this post and i'm to lazy to scroll up and see what it's about, since we're on the topic of ugly chicks , i'd like to talk about a topic very close to my heart, fat chicks, it cause's my heart to ache everytime i see a fat chick who could be hot if she lost the weight, why can't they work up the will power to lose that weight.

Now i'm all teary eyed, now i'm thinking about all those poor children in Africa who could eat the food the fat chick doesn't eat if she went on a diet. Poor children, they'll probably be recruited for some millitia to fight in their countries civil war and end up dying, why? Just cos of some fat chick.

Man i'm making my self sad, plus the Pope is dead. The only thing keeping me going at the moment is knowing how awesome I am, in fact to cheer my self up i'm adding my self to the list of most awesomest people ever, so that's me and Mohammed al Fayed.