Sunday, April 17, 2005

Pussy Men

You're a pussy man if:

  1. If your sole reason for getting educated is to get a better job to pull a wife with.
  2. You change your personality to pull women and to keep your woman happy.
  3. You let your wife rule you.
  4. You don't change wives atleast once every 5 months.
  5. You wear flash clothes but you don't cough up when you're eating out.
  6. You spend little if any money on charitable cause's but spend loads of meaningless jestures like Valentines day, anniversaries etc.
  7. You're a skinny little shit but act like you can beat up anyone.
  8. You put down those cooler than you just to make yourself feel better.
  9. You see some guy bigger than you pushing loads of weights at the gym and you decide to push more and end up embarassing yourself.
  10. You pick on those smaller than you to make yourself better.
The list is by no means exhaustive.

Pussy men are willing to forfiet every bit of their maculinity to get laid/get women, they are dangerous, if we awesome masculine men do nothing about them they will disenfranchise us further until we're forced to push babies out of our [use your imagination]

I hate pussy men, if you are a pussy man don't talk to me or I will get angry.

FAQ

What can we do to stop pussy men?
  1. Beat them up.
  2. Beat them up some more.
I am a pussy man, how do i stop being one (a Pussyman)?
  1. Die
  2. Eat more red meat
  3. Eat children
  4. Push weights
  5. Watch Fight Club
You Sexist chauvinistic piece of crap, i'm a fat feminist pussy men make me feel powerful!

That is not a question

Dude you're just jealous cos you can't get chicks!

If you're writing this you're probably a pussy man, your opinions don't matter.

14 Comments:

Blogger zzze said...

Assalamu alaykum

Assuming pussy men are smaller than you, and taking into consideration that u want to beat them up then that make su a pussy man.

Embrace it.

wassalam

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Badass FLAMER MUTHA FUCKER said...

PUSSY! PUSSY! HE'S A PUSSY. SORRY ASS PUSSY. ANGRY LITTLE PUSSY_MAN!!

3:54 AM  
Blogger Nuh said...

cant dispute zzze's logic

face it harinder

1:47 PM  
Blogger Jock Killer said...

Zzze>>>> STFU
Badass>>>> go suck balls tough guy
Nuh>>>> STFU

4:29 PM  
Anonymous dhotiwala bhai said...

Dear Jock Killer,

PLez can you helping me?

My wif is tellin me in to the going for the shopping.

Also, in the first I am in the dishes for the washing. also if the clothes hanging, and this one is the ok. Not to mind.

But always she say me you no gout to see your frineds. You no go seeing for the fammily.
And when family is the coming she say to me, oh your cousin hamraz he is so better than you. He has big hous, and money is the very high.

I am stuk. If you can.

Anyway, thanking if you can help me please

5:44 PM  
Anonymous hamraz bhai said...

You speled plez wrong teh second dafa, jaysh.

teehee

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Hebaaaa said...

lol shaffy u is one funny boy
keep up the good work u silly ass.
and like..pussy men are the suck. i hate them. annd like..uhm...that FOB guy is funny whoever he is. annnd like..i cant forget that like..ur hot and stuff. much love baby
peaceeee(K)

11:21 PM  
Anonymous teenybopper said...

tEeheE y0u SaId thE "p" woRd.

L0LZ

*RuNz n HiDeZ beHiNd dA cUrTaiN* heeheee

12:11 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

you are the man. let's be best friends.

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Spice said...

This is just wrong. Dont forget you're going to be questioned about each word you say/write/utter.

MAy Allah guide us all. Ameen

5:18 AM  
Blogger Ameerah said...

the over usage of a certain word in your post is quite annoying.

and your taste in music sucks.

keep blogging kiddo.

7:33 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

shafik, why are you not my best friend yet?

2:36 PM  
Blogger zzze said...

Assalamu alaykum

Shafik, man, my EARS. Pain. I think your choice of music should reflect your new mood/state of mind.


wassalam

3:33 AM  
Blogger Goldi said...

BTW. where's my mindddd *faint*

4:34 PM  

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